Artemis Fowl is Foul
Artemis Fowl is a bloody disaster, what a complete load of rubbish, this movie should have been Artemis Foul as in foul-smelling. What an utter disgrace to the fine books, Disney this is a bloody joke a royal joke and bloody good that it is included in your Disney+ because to pay good pounds to see this rubbish in a cinema would be larceny.
Did I mention what an awful pice of rubbish this is, this movie should be gathered up and taken to the bloody tip, I am sure nobody involved in making this mess has ever read any of the sodding books?